off the wall

So Apparently I Snore

I hear that i snore so badly that the rest f my brain needs to wake me up and administer nose drops in the middle of the night.. Which i pass out on top of like a sated columbian cheese dealer.
Waking to find the bottle firmly lodged in my ear.

What is this have my adenoids revolted like nicuaraguan geurilla's in the mist or has my larynx detached itself from my throat ? Does anyone know how i can let her sleep in silence again ?